eitthvað #19

"look Gertrud! I got a tattoo with your name!" - "Aron, we need to talk"

eitthvað #18

"one day we shall look back at this day and laugh"

eitthvað #17

"*sob*... why don't you love me? what's wrong with me?" "it's not you. it's me" "I just don't like domestic violence" "sorry"

eitthvað #16

"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I hate myself ha ha ha"

eitthvað #15

"how was your massage?" "she raped me"

eitthvað #14

"yeah yeah, awesome baby. but is my pussy okay?"

eitthvað #13

"gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight."

ráð #3

"anyway, I just started my first semester-" "YOU ARE NORMAL".
always speak to handicapped people as if they are normal.

eitthvað #12

"you call this news?! what kind of journalism is this?!"
"the media should feel ashamed for mentioning this!"
"..."
"share. add comment"

eitthvað #11

"I love you even if you don't shave your pussy"

eitthvað #10

"bang"

eitthvað #9

"homo"

eitthvað #8

"we are so fat and disgusting"
"I know! let's diet and exercise!"
*diet diet*
*execise exercise*
one year later...
"whore"

eitthvað #7

"did I hear a baby crying?" "no"
"you look like you've lost some weight" "thanks"
"what's that?" "nothing"
"dad, could you leave me alone now?"

eitthvað #6

"wouldn't you like to know"

eitthvað #5

"if you don't finish that bottle of scotch, you're a fag"
"hahaha FAG!
"I guess I'm a fag then"
"hey it's not so bad after all"

eitthvað #4

"you may punch the bride"

eitthvað #2

"wow, listen to me. here I've been yapping about myself all night without giving you the chance to-" "WHEN IS SEX?"

eitthvað #1

"help! my hand is raping me!"